When It Rains, It Pours: Creating a Plan
It's time for me to announce that I have a lot of skeletons in my closet. I keep them there to stop people from stealing my jackets. Some of the skeletons actually wear the jackets so they don't get cold. That may seem strange to people, but never has a... Read More
Maybelle Misfire Joins Mega Corp
To: Maybelle Misfire From: I. M.. Power, VP Welcome aboard! Delighted you have accepted a position as planning analyst with Mega Corp. See you in September, as they say.To: Maybelle Misfire From: Nefarious Airlines We are sorry to learn that Fluffy feels humiliated if her cat carrier is marked "Excess... Read More
Got Originality?
There are many ways to be original these days. But unfortunately I cannot reveal any of these ways because the followers would then not be original, would they? Now, I realize that somewhere between one to two people would have followed the advice I gave, but just in case my... Read More
Important Safety Tip$
I was given a list of Do's and Don'ts of interacting with people who have dementia. I've modified this list only slightly to guide you in safely interacting with corporate executives.Do--Hold their hand. [Most executives want to shake your hand when you enter their office. I have found that it... Read More
The Top 10 All Time Worst Jokes About Piano Players
Here, for your barfing pleasure, are the top ten worst jokes of all time about piano players. Nothing personal, you understand, since I am one. But a little comic relief laughing at ourselves is good for both our soul and our humility.So without further ado, here are some of the... Read More
Short Story: Take a Trip To The Temple Of The Great Tomato
Jimmy Jenkins Jr. is not an adventurer, traveler, or pioneer. Far from it, Jimmy has had the same job, in the same office for 15 years. He's got about 2 years of holiday time built up because he never, and I mean never, goes anywhere, not even to the Coast... Read More
Health Club Regulars ?- Some of the People Youre Likely To Meet at the Gym
One of the great benefits of belonging to a health club is the huge variety of exercise equipment that's available. It's also a great place to meet and observe a wide cross section of society. Here are just a few of the more notable health club regulars:1. Screaming Banshee ?-... Read More
A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer JokesQ: How does a pregnant woman know she is carrying a future lawyer?A: She has an extreme craving for baloney.Q: What is the legal definition of "Appeal"?A: Something a person slips on in a grocery store.Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?A: To practice.Q: What do you... Read More
Beyond Black and White
Over visiting a neighbor the other day?"Would you like a cup of coffee?" he asks. "I just roasted the latest batch.""Yes. Coffee sounds great.""How do you take it?" he asks as he grinds the beans."Black; no sugar, no milk.""Well, we have no milk anyway, only cream.""In that case, I'll have... Read More
When Humans and Dogs Collide: Negotiations for Todays Changing Times
This morning I decided to find myself. I originally looked forward to the spiritual journey that would define who I was as a person. But then I looked into my mirror and realized that the person I saw in that mirror was me. So I then figured, why spend all... Read More
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Short Story: Take a Trip To The Temple Of The Great Tomato
Jimmy Jenkins Jr. is not an adventurer, traveler, or pioneer.... Read More
Freudian Slippage
Saturday morning. I went, in the early morning, to the... Read More
Laughing Toward Truth: Six Tips for Lighthearted Thinkers
Do you believe in the power of your convictions?It's time... Read More
He Had It Coming, Your Honor
This past week as Mr. Man and I lounged around... Read More
3 Surefire Ways To Combat Rising Gas Prices
I have heard the rumblings of many of you in... Read More
Restaurant Manager Gives Out Sexual Favors As Performance Bonus, Raise
While many restaurant workers worry and sweat in anticipation of... Read More
Computers According to Carol
A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B... Read More
Your Stars Part 3
LibraHit TV show 'The X Factor' is back on our... Read More
The Spare Parts Gremlins
Don't you just love getting a little something extra? Sure... Read More
Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet
We all know the Internet is a great tool for... Read More
How To Marry A Wealthy Guy
How To Marry A Wealthy Guy(or Girl... Or at least... Read More
And the World Goes Round
If you are a citizen of UK or Australia, you... Read More
Fried Green Tomatoes Recipe
My next-door neighbors found a human bone in their backyard.... Read More
Humor Quotations - Top 35 Funny Quotations by Famous Comedians
"Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with... Read More
How to Build a Cobblestone House
He huffed and he puffed and he blew the house... Read More
How To Get Attention, or: As You Read This, You Feel an Irresistible Urge to Go On Reading!
We all want attention. As children we crave the attention... Read More
Sell [Your] Phones
Today while driving I saw a young girl, probably around... Read More
Cloning Advantage Super Families
As the cloning debate of humankind continues we find ourselves... Read More
The Patience of Job
Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an... Read More
How I Spent my Summer Vacation
One of the best parts of a vacation is the... Read More
Humor Under The Keyboards
For me, the piano is the symbol of what is... Read More
Norm Goldman Interviews Comedienne Fran Capo,the Guinness Book Worlds Record for the Fastest Talking
Today, Norm Goldman, Editor of Sketchandtravel & Bookpleasures is delighted... Read More
I Got to Play an April Fools Joke Before I was Born
I will start this by saying that yes, I did... Read More
To See Or Not To See
I went to the eye doctor the other day. I... Read More
The Zapp Principle
My dad's lab was a mess, but then it was... Read More
Space, and the Room for It
Space exploration came a long way since I was the... Read More
Mexican Spaminator
When we decided to move to Mexico, one of the... Read More
Starbucks Going into Hilton
Well, I hope you did not read that headline wrong,... Read More
The Hidden Driveway
I won't lie: there are a lot of things I... Read More
Essential Laughter
Take time to laugh at yourself and the ridiculous in... Read More
Miss Cleo Was a Fake... NO - Really? YES Maaan!
With her Jamaican accent Miss Cleo, a self proclaimed psychic... Read More
Poor Rixs Almanac 8-27-05
Hey, Poor Rix: What do you think about school food?... Read More
Its All About Seeing the Signs
Ace of Base hasn't seen the sign for quite some... Read More
Humor Quotations - Top 35 Funny Quotations by Famous Comedians
"Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with... Read More
When Humans and Dogs Collide: Negotiations for Todays Changing Times
This morning I decided to find myself. I originally looked... Read More
How to Build a Cobblestone House
He huffed and he puffed and he blew the house... Read More
Cheer-Leadership or All I Need to Know About Business I Learned from Cheerleading
Thanks to teen movies, many people have this stereotypical idea... Read More
Space, and the Room for It
Space exploration came a long way since I was the... Read More
And the World Goes Round
If you are a citizen of UK or Australia, you... Read More
Fried Green Tomatoes Recipe
My next-door neighbors found a human bone in their backyard.... Read More
Starbucks Going into Hilton
Well, I hope you did not read that headline wrong,... Read More
Lactose Intolerant? It could be a good thing
Lactose Intolerant Individuals may prove a bonus in Space Missions.... Read More
Marines Dont Take Crap
We... Read More
A French Teachers Memories: First Day at School
Despite my diplomas that allowed me to teach in state... Read More
The Spare Parts Gremlins
Don't you just love getting a little something extra? Sure... Read More
[Not So] Outgoing Mail
I am currently perplexed by the concept of outgoing mail.... Read More
Do Americans Really Understand Irony?
Let me start by saying that 'I am an American'... Read More
Psychiatric Psychiatrist - A Joke on Psychiatry
A few weeks ago I went to see a psychiatrist.We... Read More
The Zapp Principle
My dad's lab was a mess, but then it was... Read More
Your Stars Part 3
LibraHit TV show 'The X Factor' is back on our... Read More
Beyond Black and White
Over visiting a neighbor the other day?"Would you like a... Read More
Mexican Spaminator
When we decided to move to Mexico, one of the... Read More
A Lawyers Favorite Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer JokesQ: How does a pregnant woman know she is... Read More
Miss Cleo Was a Fake... NO - Really? YES Maaan!
With her Jamaican accent Miss Cleo, a self proclaimed psychic... Read More
Painful Lessons from the Maternity Ward
Whoever dubbed New York, New York "the city that never... Read More
Its All About Seeing the Signs
Ace of Base hasn't seen the sign for quite some... Read More
Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems
In Southern Germany in a town by the name of... Read More
Dumb Luck
I've never really thought of myself as being funny. I... Read More
How To Get Attention, or: As You Read This, You Feel an Irresistible Urge to Go On Reading!
We all want attention. As children we crave the attention... Read More
Humans are like Monkeys
Humans think much like monkeys and other primates, not much... Read More
Short Story: Take a Trip To The Temple Of The Great Tomato
Jimmy Jenkins Jr. is not an adventurer, traveler, or pioneer.... Read More
Finding Lost Children
A couple of days ago I had to go to... Read More
The Work-from-home Fashion Primer
Last week, I reported how writers, stay-at-home parents and online... Read More
Maybelle Misfire Joins Mega Corp
To: Maybelle Misfire From: I. M.. Power, VP Welcome aboard!... Read More
A Dogs Guide To... Getting Your Dog to Stop Barking
I like to bark. I mean, I like to bark... Read More
The Jokes On You -- Who Should be the Butt of Your Jokes?
This article was prompted by something I heard (second hand)... Read More
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