Vice of Buggery at FTC

At the Federal Trade Commission we have seen attorneys who suffer from the vice of buggery get promoted to higher and more important international divisions. Now then, are these attorneys who have personal sexual problems and are breaking the laws of sodomy not wanted in the main group of Federal Trade Commission Employees? Is the FTC worried about sexual harassment laws? Are they worried about on-the-clock Men's Restroom "Quickies" and the possibility of the need for an unflattering in-house employee investigation becoming public? Is the Federal Trade Commission afraid to fire these buggerists, for some employee unlawful termination suit? Is buggery so pervasive that the FTC has to invent new titles for these guys so they can be moved up in rank to other divisions? If so why doesn't the FTC adopt a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Policy" to prevent special treatment of those who suffer from buggery? Can't the FTC get psychological help for these men who thrust their penis up another man's rectum? Obviously these human organs were not set up to do that. We know that the FTC continually screw with the natural order of competition and evolutionary progress of efficient competition and survival of the fittest businesses. But why are they now trying to modify humankind's evolution?

If Sodomy is against the law, why is the FTC not doing backend checks of their employees; after all if they are breaking the laws behind closed doors at home or in the Men's Restroom at the Federal Trade Commission, then obviously they do not care about our laws in this country. Several have threatened to move to Canada now that Homosexual Marriage has been legalized, yet to this day have not made good on their personal promises. Additionally an FTC attorney has access to information, secret courts, other agencies and abuse of power is ramped in that agency? In one case we studied an FTC attorney was put on an International Fraud Team, thus going to other nations to represent our nation. This of course is not a very good moral showing for the United States and could get serious if they are spreading their legs and spreading AIDS. If so the FTC is liable for whatever happens to those who contract the disease. Furthermore if a person of strong moral character is needed to curb international fraud, then why allow anyone who has the vice of buggery to represent this great nation or our Justice Department? Let's face it there are employees in the Federal Trade Commission who need help and if this is the fine folks in government we are suppose to respect as a Free Nation and Free Men, then; well, we have not come very far in our mission to: Truth, Justice and the American Way. How can a man administer and monitor the laws, yet break them on their personal time. We deserve more. The FTC is full of employees who suffer from the vice of buggery. Think about it.


Editors Note: Author's contention to the contrary, there are/were no federal buggery laws leaving it to the states and D.C. At the time of the article the D.C. laws had already been rescinded.


"Lance Winslow" - If you have innovative thoughts and unique perspectives, come think with Lance; www.WorldThinkTank.net/wttbbs

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