Of course, she then offered me a six-month process, costing thousands of dollars to get me back on track. However, I must say she was ethical in her approach and suggested I get a medical check up to rule out any physical or mental-health issues.
I agreed and decided to go for the best and reserved a week at the Mayo clinic. I signed up for the concierge service that included all of the latest, cutting-edge medical studies - even genetic-code analysis. For a week, I was probed, hypnotized, acupunctured, MRI'd by the top scientists in the world. On the final day, I sat in the office of the Chief of Medicine awaiting the news.
The doctor was direct, "Hesh we have found a genetic flaw in your chromosome makeup. I am sorry to say but you lack the correct DNA to have a fully functionally passion gene." He pushed the box of Kleenex across the desk expecting me to burst out and become teary eyed. Instead, I laughed.
"Doc, for the first time in my life, I did not have to question why I am different," I said with excitement. "I've lived my life with constant anxiety and guilt, never understanding why I was different than all my fellow business-school graduates (Harvard class of '84). I had the grades to get in, but I was never as successful as my classmates."
I finally understood why; it had nothing to do with an unwillingness to take risks. No, I lacked passion for anything and everything, because of a genetic fluke. I asked the doctor if, with the many millions of dollars invested in identifying the human genome, I could expect a cure in my lifetime?
"Sorry Hesh," He said apologetically, "Compared to all of the life-threatening genetic illnesses of the world, extensive research into your disease is just not going to be a priority." And then he hit me with a question that he thought would put an end to the discussion, "Hesh can you honestly disagree?"
"Yes, I can," I shouted. "If you could help people like me, we could then change the world for the better. It would take only decades rather than a millennium."
The doctor convinced me to return to my room. I had the concierge arrange for a massage, and I had a few imported beers while I waited. As I relaxed, I realized that I had not considered all the ramifications of a cure for being passionlessness.
Imagine a world run amok with people of passion. It would be hard to sit next to anyone on an airplane. Now, you can expect some quiet, if you stare out the window. The person next to you usually gets the hint and does not engage you in conversation. But with a world of passionate people, we would not be able to hide as we were harangued about the latest and greatest business since Amway.
In retrospect, I have come to realize that the world may have just the right amount of passionate people. We don't want to play with the cosmos. We could end up like the Chinese that tried to enforce one child per family, but never realized that most families would want only males. Now 30 years later, they have a lot of lonely single guys in bars in Beijing.
The same could happen with the passion gene. We would have a world full of very passionate people. And we all know that there is an inverse correlation between being passionate and being able to laugh at oneself. We would all be so serious about our goals and dreams that I would be out of a job as a humor columnist.
Hesh Reinfeld writes a syndicated business humor column. You can read additional examples of his columns on his website: http://www.heshreinfeld.com Or contact him at hesh1@comcast.net
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|


An interview is much like a blind date. You have... Read More
1.Define your objective: Know what kind of work you most... Read More
This career article will give you some great tips on... Read More
"The Emperor's New Clothes" was a favorite childhood story of... Read More
A new resume can jump-start your career. Your network contacts... Read More
What are you interested in? We all have a passion... Read More
Perhaps you saw it coming. The fall in company stock... Read More
Most of us were brought up to study hard, get... Read More
Get Inspired about Your CareerDo you linger in bed long... Read More
Whether you are a person who is thinking about becoming... Read More
Legging Up Your CompetitionLet's face it. When you graduate from... Read More
There are some tactics you can action whatever you wish... Read More
Families, mothers, employers, and medical practices all interact in one... Read More
When John applied for a job at Oakland Company, his... Read More
The answer may be easier than you think, but there's... Read More
Negotiating a pay rise is not something many people do... Read More
Searching for jobs online is easier than ever, but also... Read More
Mauritius is a small island in the Indian Ocean with... Read More
Targeting your portfolio, (resume and cover letter) can get you... Read More
If you are dissatisfied with your job, you are in... Read More
Dear Job-Seeker:Just as Goldilocks was suspicious of the big bad... Read More
You've probably been taught not to stereotype people based on... Read More
When the word "networking" is used, we tend to think... Read More
Think you have gone as far as you can in... Read More
Although today's job market can be very competitive, many job... Read More
Peter Humleker had it made. As the general manager of... Read More
If you want a drink of water, do you hire... Read More
A relationship expert once said that during an argument, there's... Read More
It is rumored that the only word William Shakespeare wrote... Read More
When you're looking to get hired or get promoted, what... Read More
You have obtained an interview -- congratulations! You feel prepared... Read More
It's hard to imagine why anyone would pick up a... Read More
Another morning of job hunting lies ahead of you. You... Read More


Is your job search sagging? Are you still looking for... Read More
In a day of background checks, pre-employment drug screening and... Read More
You may have read one of my previous articles on... Read More
Don't start off your job search with one (or more)... Read More
Do you have a difficult time determining what does not... Read More
These days, interviews don't come easily. When you get The... Read More
CIO Magazine ran an article entitled, "Ten Mistakes CIO's Too... Read More
From the moment you are born and you take your... Read More
More than ever, employers want employees who can produce results!... Read More
Employers have fears, uncertainty and DOUBT (the FUD factor) over... Read More
Throughout the past decade, workplace diversity issues have allowed organizations... Read More
The hidden job market has been touted as the place... Read More
Whether you have a business idea or not, here's what... Read More
The world sure is changing, and if you look at... Read More
"You don't have to take life the way it comes... Read More
Finding a job can be a painful and difficult experience.... Read More
Think like an employerTo be successful in your job search... Read More
I've heard it said?in fact, it might well have been... Read More
Do you find yourself easily becoming bored or tired at... Read More
The need to tell people about yourself may present itself... Read More
So you've managed to secure a job interview for a... Read More
Are you interested in inside sales as a career? Inside... Read More
Good question, considering that nowadays you can find many useful... Read More
Get Inspired about Your CareerDo you linger in bed long... Read More
Mention "outsourcing" to a programmer and you may as well... Read More
As a job seeker, you shouldn't overlook the importance of... Read More
Many job seekers tend to overlook job fairs. They can... Read More
Are you unhappy at work? Tired and lacking energy and... Read More
The successful job search is really just a personal marketing... Read More
Maybe "buck" is better referred to as the Boss' Challenge.... Read More
Today everyone is looking for that special job that will... Read More
Suppose you were the hiring manager, your desk piled high... Read More
Do you remember your parents asking you what you want... Read More
Careers, Jobs & Employment |